Elon Musk hits a half trillion mark and loses grip on his empire
For the first time ever, there’s a guy out there with more money than 50 whole countries put together. Yeah, that’s right, we’re talking about some serious Scrooge McDuck levels of cash here.
But hey, all that dough comes with a price. This guy’s rep is taking a nosedive faster than a lead balloon, and his companies are starting to feel the heat too.
### Crusades, Ruptures, and Enemies Everywhere
This billionaire dude really has it out for Netflix, accusing them of brainwashing kids with “woke” stuff. He’s been on a Twitter rampage, calling for boycotts left and right. The result? Netflix stocks took a hit, and some poor children’s show creator got digitally harassed. Yikes.
Then there’s the whole feud with the ex-president. Dude called his budget “an abomination,” and got labeled “crazy” in return. Threats of cutting ties with federal contracts were thrown around like confetti.
### Tesla Takes a Hit and Europe’s Not Happy
Tesla’s not looking too hot in Europe these days. Sales are plummeting, and some owners are straight up shading the guy with snarky bumper stickers. Ouch.
Meanwhile, the European Commission spilled the tea on how this dude got a fat stack of cash in grants. Some politicians are calling foul, saying the EU shouldn’t be funding someone who goes against their values.
### The Cost of Living Large
Despite all the drama, this guy’s still going strong. He’s out here posting memes, clapping back at haters, and raking in more money than he knows what to do with. But hey, when you’re the richest guy on the planet, every day’s a new adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll be ruling Mars next while Earth’s left scratching its head.
